Zuwern: Mama, because I am a boy and you are a girl, I want to marry you.
Mama: Do you still want to marry me when I am old, fat and ugly?
Zuwern: [pondered for a while] No.
Zuwern: Mama, why papa say can watch tv you say cannot?
Mama: Because papa wants you to be happy and mummy wants you to be clever.
Zuwern: [pulling mama's hair]
Mama: Why are you pulling my hair, Zuwern?
Zuwern: Because I want it to grow longer.