Conversations with Zuwern

Zuwern: Mama, because I am a boy and you are a girl, I want to marry you.

Mama: Do you still want to marry me when I am old, fat and ugly?

Zuwern: [pondered for a while] No.

Zuwern: Mama, why papa say can watch tv you say cannot?

Mama: Because papa wants you to be happy and mummy wants you to be clever.

Zuwern: [pulling mama's hair]

Mama: Why are you pulling my hair, Zuwern?

Zuwern: Because I want it to grow longer.