Why I think Zerlynde is going to be High Maintenance!

Mummy: Zerlynde, are you a tv addict or a shopaholic?

Zerlynde: Daddy's a tv addict. I am a shopaholic.

Now that Zerlynde is fully potty trained, we have been buying her nice little panties. But she is selective. Only lacy and dainty ones please...........

Zerlynde loves ice-cream, but oh! only haagen dazs and baskin robbins.......

Oooh.... no dirty or smelly public toilets please..............

And for her baths and showers, nothing less than Bodyshop Cassis Rose or Disney's Strawberry Bubbles, of course!